What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

What is the best time for conception?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Do you think covid 19 was never as bad as it got made out to be where we needed lockdowns and restrictions?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker